Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
(EEEEWW!)
Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo Mama So Stupid, I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
Yo Postman so stupid that on his recorded delivery form where it says 'Don't write below dotted line', he puts 'OK'
Yo Boss so stupid he bought everybody in the department solar powered flashlights incase of a blackout...
Yo girlfriend so stupid when her Apple Mac says 'You've got mail" she runs outside to wait for the Postman
(:
Nabihah.
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